Since we’ve come across some mighty beards on our travels over the past few months, we thought there needs to be a club for that sort of thing.  So here it is.  We’re officially announcing the opening of Mountain Man’s “That Beard is Mighty” Club.

We’ll be announcing new members of the club as we go along, so keep and eye open and check back to see the new beards.  There are some rules though….

Beard Club Rules

1st rule of Beard club: You do not talk about Beard club

2nd rule of Beard club: You do NOT talk about Beard club

3rd Rule: Beard must be grown or crafted by owner of beard

4th Rule: Beard must be mighty in length, stature or appearance

5th Rule: Beard may contain wildlife, but not endangered wildlife (except UNESCO designated sanctuary)

6th Rule: Beard must dramatically increase wood chopping abilities

7th Rule: Beard must be immune to sarcasm

8th Rule: You do not choose Beard club, your beard chooses Beard club

9th Rule: Goatees, tash, sideburns, bum fluff and smigs are served with a beetroot & red wine jus at Beard club

10th Rule: What happens in Beard club stays in Beard club

 

Are there any WOMEN here today?

Hardest Working Beards at Irish Craft Beer & Cider Festival 2013

 

Mountain Man in the Burren

Mountain Man at the Burren

Sons of Gingerbread Lead Singer - Lisdoonvarna

Sons of Gingerbread Lead Singer – Lisdoonvarna

 

Festival Beard No. 1

Irish Craft Beer & Cider Festival Beard No. 1

 

Festival Beard No. 2

Irish Craft Beer & Cider Festival Beard No. 2

 

Festival Beard No.3

Irish Craft Beer & Cider Festival Beard No.3